No, but I play one on TV

So I am the front desk of our hotel, and the man at the station next to me looks over and says that a woman has fallen in the lobby, and someone should help her. People are gathering around her, a hotel medic is there, and he repeats himself. I realize, he thinks I am a doctor as I have a work t-shirt (big letters on the t-shirt include “Radiology Services”). I look at him again, and I recognize him as Mark L Walberg ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0906919/ ) minor TV celebrity.

I, in my brilliance, say “someone should call a doctor or the paramedics” and walk away. As soon as I hit the door back out of the lobby, I hear the sirens.